Somebody Call The Cops!

Ever hear someone say something ever so common, but it makes you laugh like crazy when they say it? I love moments like these and I grow fonder of the people it comes from because it displays what I find unique about them. It reminds me of that one lane of joy only they can provide and I find myself thinking about them and enjoying their company even when they’re not around. So, one night my girlfriend and I were enjoying some quality time and sharing stories of our pasts. We both grew up in the inner city of Chicago so we’ve both seen and/or experienced situations where a police presence was needed. Notice I said “police!” While listening to one of her experiences, she goes, “…and I’m like, somebody call the cops!!!” We’re still laughing about it to this day! For some reason, I felt like nobody uses the word “cops” anymore and she said it with such enthusiasm like it was quite the norm…and it is, really. But, for some reason it felt like I hadn’t heard it since the movie Robo Cop was out! Perhaps she’s been living in the far suburbs for too long and it’s given her a nerdy accent to the word? Perhaps it was me imagining this sweet girl in a panicking situation and so far out of her element she really did want to see Robo Cop on the scene immediately? In the next passing days and weeks, the word “cops” kept popping up all around me. You know how it is… like when you buy a new car for instance…you start noticing just how many “cars like yours” are on the roads all of a sudden? I mean, cops were everywhere! I even heard it numerous times in a lot of rap songs I recorded! So, my apologies sweetheart. Though the shit is still funny as ever… I sure wouldn’t want you to call Robo Police on me!!!




  1. LaTasha · February 3, 2016

    Still laughing and enjoying every bit!
    Thanks for being my inspiration!


  2. Alvernon · February 3, 2016

    Indeed my love…thank you for being my inspiration, muse, AND blogging coach!!! 😉


  3. Shelbi · February 4, 2016

    Such an engaging and hilarious “cop” story. Good job!!!


    • Alvernon · February 4, 2016

      Glad you liked it hon!!! Continue to get well!!!!


  4. Opinionated Man · February 18, 2016

    Robo police sounds scary! lmao!


    • Alvernon · February 18, 2016

      Lol… I knooowww, riigghhtt!!! Sounds more futuristic than the…80’s!!! 😉

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      • Opinionated Man · February 18, 2016

        They say robocops are in the near future. I hope they are Asian and made by Samsung… lmao. 😉

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  5. Alvernon · February 18, 2016

    Lol… I just hope they are decent, honest “cops” that are held to the same laws they’re sworn to uphold!!! 😉


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